The Gospel Truth
From "Hercules"

Back when the world was new,
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called t__ans ran amok!

It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!

And then along came Zeus-
He hurled his thunderbolt-
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!

On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!

(Later on in the movie)

He ran the Underworld,
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.
He was as mean as ruthless-
And that's the gospel truth.
He had a plan to shake things up-
And that's the gospel truth!

(Later in the movie)

Young Herc was mortal now, But since he did not drink the last drop
He still retained his godlike strength-
So thank his lucky star!

But Zeus and Hera wept
Because their son could never come home.
They'd have to watch their precious baby
Grow up from afar.

Though Hades' horrid
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth,
The boy grew stronger ev'ry day
And that's the gospel truth!

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