Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The
Song of the Cebu!

Larry:
Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boy
and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... the
little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a
hippo.
Um ... um ... this is me at the airport. This is my Aunt
Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Ohh!

Larry:
This is me and the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Ahh!

Larry:
This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin.
He's a cebu!

Archibald:
Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide
projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

Larry:
It's kind of like a cow. See?

Archibald:
Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!

Larry:
Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Cebu!

Larry:
Boy is riding with cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Boy is riding with cebu

Larry:
Into town in his canoe

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Into town in his canoe

Larry:
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Larry:
Hippo chewing on bamboo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Hippo chewing on bamboo

Larry:
Can't see boy and three cebus

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Can't see boy and three cebus

Larry:
Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Larry:
Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Cebu!

Larry:
Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Cebu!

All:
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!

Larry:
Hippo seen by mute cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Hippo seen by mute cebu

Larry:
Tries to tell the other two

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Tries to tell the other two

Larry:
Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm- hmm mmm mmm mmm m mm

Larry:
Uh-oh.

Archibald:
Wait! What happens next?
Larry: Um ...

Archibald:
Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in
communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy
injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum? This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Larry:
Oh look, a cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
Cebu!

Larry:
No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:
No more song about cebu! Need another verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo

Jimmy:
I want my money back!

Jerry:
Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.

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