i'm the straight man, in a movie i'm not writing
i'm the straight man, in a sitcom i'm not laughing

waiting for you to call, is like waiting for something
that's never gonna happen,

when she says to me, let's go out tomorrow evening
i can't help but think, she is someone else's baby tonight

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