[Terrance:] Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a
You're a c___ sucking a__ licking uncle f___a
You're an uncle f___a, yes its true
Nobody f___s uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a
You're the one that f___ed your uncle, uncle f___a
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f___ your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
f___er f___er uncle f___a uncle f___a f___a f___a f___a
[T & P:] Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a
[Terrance:] uncle f___a

[Terrance:] You're a b____ biting b______ uncle f___a
[Phillip:] You're an uncle f___a I must say
[Terrance:] Well you f___ed your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle f___a... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E f___ you Uncle
f___aaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my b____!

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JustSomeLyrics
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112.104
Pearl Jam Black Unpluggedd Lyrics
斗魚電視原聲帶 Till The End Lyrics