Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
Being good at school
Can be cool
Put on your lab coats, boffins rule

"I'd- I'd- I'd- I'd actually rather you didn't use the word 'boffins' 'cause if- if- if anything, it means having s__."

Well, there's nothing wrong with putting on your thinking cap
Though your social skills
May be c___
You can impress with ease, cool facts

"That Playstation you're playing at? Science made that!
That ghetto deck you're rapping off the beats to? Science made that, too!"
"Without science, we wouldn't have cheap bathtub biker speed!"

Oh, science facts are useful
That's why they teach 'em to ya
Your teachers wouldn't screw ya
Don't be a fool
'Cause science school is cool

Well, you may not see a scientist do rock and roll
But they understand
The mineral properties of rock
As well as the physics of roll

"Oh, Mr. Scientist! I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water!"
"How do you know it was boiling?"
"Um."
"Was it bubbling?"
"Uh, no."
"Then it wasn't really boiling!"
"I feel better already! Go science!"

"Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain!"
"Then get a magnet, man."
"But it's a really deep drain!"
"Then you'll need a really long magnet! Go science!"

Oh, science facts are useful
That's why they teach 'em to ya
Your teachers wouldn't screw ya
Don't be a fool
'Cause science school is cool

"Oh, help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again! How does a hot air balloon rise?"
"Because it's a... hot... air... balloon."
"Oh."

"How do I deal with girls and not feel awkward?"
"...did you know that the atomic structure of b___er is not dissimilar to..."
"But- but- but I was asking about..."
"Margarine, on the other hand..."

Break it down

Oh, science facts are useful
Oh, science facts are useful (okay, everybody, rock and roll moment)
Oh, science facts are useful (hold your lighters in the air)
Oh, science facts are useful (but be careful, because butane, even when contained in small amounts, is a very volatile gas)

Oh, science facts are useful (thanks to Isaac Newton, we can crowd surf)
That's why they teach 'em to ya (bikini tops are a great invention)
Your teachers wouldn't screw ya
Don't be a fool
'Cause science school is cool

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