Old Dogs Still Gonna Die Lyrics

So you're taking better care of your body, becoming more aware of your body, responding to your bodies needs, everything you hear and read about diets, nutrition, and sleeping position, and detoxifying the system and buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise, herbs to revitalize you if your traumatized, soaps that will sanitize, sprays to deodorize, liquids to neutralize, acids and pesticides, free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size, shots that will immunize, pills to reenergize you but remember that for all your pain and gain eventually the story ends the same.

So you quit smoking but you're still gonna die,
cut out c__ing but you're still gonna die.
Eliminate everything fatty or fried, and you get real healthy but you're still gonna die.

Stop drinking booze and you're still gonna die,
stay away from Kool's and son you're still gonna die.
You can cut out coffee and never get high,
but you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die, still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
You can even give aerobics, one more try but when the music stops play'in you're still gonna die.

Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die,
cut nicotine and tar your still gonna die.
You can exercise that cellulite off of your thigh,
get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die.

Stop kissing and tell, your still gonna die,
you can eat a lot of Oat Bran, but your still gonna die.
You can search for UFO's up in the sky, they might fly you to Mars, where you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die, still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Addidas you buy, you can jog up to heaven, and you're still gonna die.

Drink Ginseng tonic you're still gonna die,
try high colonics, you're still gonna die.
You can have yourself frozen suspended in time, but when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die.

You can have safe s__ you're still gonna die,
you can switch to Crest but you're still gonna die.
You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest, get an aids test, enroll in Estes
Move out west where it's sunny and dry, and you'll live to be a hundred but you're still gonna die!

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die,
still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
So you better have some fun before you say bye-bye
Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna still gonna,
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die