SCUTTLE
Wow - this is special... this is very, very unusual.

ARIEL
What? What is it?

SCUTTLE
It's a dinglehopper!

ARIEL
A dinglehopper?

SCUTTLE
Oh, these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm a regular encyclopoodia!

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!

GULL 1
Flop their wigs!

GULL 2
Flap!

GULL 3

SCUTTLE
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!

GULL 1
Thingmabobs.

GULL 2
Jigs!

GULL 1
Bobs!

GULL 3

SCUTTLE
Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what they call "the dog's meow"!

GULLS
Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3

GULLS
That human stuff! Can't get enough-

GULL 3

GULLS
Of human stuff! And we are the authority-
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great at explanatin' Human stuff!

ARIEL
(holds a pipe) What's that?

SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!

ARIEL
Wow!

SCUTTLE
Back when the world was prehistoral, People sat as still as coral. Flat upon their b__ps

GULL 1
On their runts!

GULL 2
Bunks!

GULL 3

SCUTTLE
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps

GULL 1
On the dumps!

GULL 2
At!

GULL 1
On!

GULL 3

SCUTTLE
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to
make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then - voilà!

GULLS
Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3

GULLS
That human stuff! If you're a buff-

GULL 3

GULLS
Of human stuff!

GULL 1
It's marvable!

GULL 2
Stupendiful!

SCUTTLE
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word-

SCUTTLE & GULLS
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff-
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff

SCUTTLE
And once you've got your who's-ma-gig-

GULL 1
A thinga-ma-what-

GULL 2
A whatch-ma-gig-

SCUTTLE
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!

GULLS
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest a__ured... you'll look real human!

SCUTTLE, GULLS & ARIEL
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!

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