His name is stevie vai
And hes a crazy guy
Last november, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to notre dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a w___ing
After the spanking

Hair brush!
Oh! what a hair brush!
(its not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain:
Theres another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
Stevie wont you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana

Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

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