The Wonder Years Keystone State Dude Core Lyrics

We know the way that s___ gets sometimes with bank accounts empty and gas prices too high.
We're pushing the van up snowy inclines and dancing with cops on the Virginia road side.
We're banned for life from Ft. Eustis.
It doesn't make a difference.
The sound guy here's got s___ against us.
We came here to do this.
We're six dudes from the keystone state.
We're broke as f___, but we can't complain.
We haven't showered in at least four days.
This s___'s a bust but we'll get stoked on it.
In Small-Town PA, we're busting meth labs and drive-by a__aulting people in Spanish.
Donde esta la cave?
We're passing out on the couch in Long Island.
Through s___ty flights and homeless nights we stay tight, cause we're just:
(Crashed the van four times in England, made fun of kids with stupid accents, partied on the streets of London.)