Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic

Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from
When the warden whacked it so hard

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Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would
be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap

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They got paid for their sound bytes
And sold their TV movie rights

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night
that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

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Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

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