Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Some Kid: Dude this is pretty f___ed up right here!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You b______s!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman,

Barbrady: Well you ain't Veiona Apple,
and if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's a__.

Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have s__ with a chicken?

Damien: Dumb a__es!

Stan: Ow!

Cartman: God d___ it!

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: Huuh Sick

Mr. Hankey: Ahhhhh

Cartman: You get you b____ a__ back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!

Kyle: What the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongaloid?!?

Cartman: Don't call me fat b___fucker!
Kyle: You're such a fat f___ Cartman, that when you walk down the street people say,
God d___it that kid's a big fat f___!!!

Cartman: Hey!
Mr. Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?

Cartman: He is a very distrubed little boy.

Ms. Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!

Ms. Cartman: You can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?

Cartman: Well?

Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?

Cartman: Okay!

Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts

Cartman: God d___it!

Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You b______s!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Mr. Garrison: Dumb a__, what a r_____!

Stan: Fatso!

Cartman: Hey.

Stan: Dude.

Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!

Barbrady: Fruitcake!

Cartman: b____.

Wendy T: No, I'm not acting like a freak!

Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my b___, and than there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!

Stan: What the hell are you talking about!

Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

Wendy: Barf is gross!

Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's a__!

Pip: Lunchy munchys umm!

Stan: At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack & w____ magazine!

Cartman: Don't call me fat b___fucker.

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You b______s!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Hankey: Hiddy Ho!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Holy s___ it's Jesus!

Cartman: p________!

Stan: Dude don't say p________ in front of Jesus

Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!

Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black shorts..the king of all that is evil...

Towns People: Barbera Striesand, Barbera Striesand!

Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!

Chef: Barbera Striesand?

Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand

Kyle: Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby!

Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin

Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier

Chef: Sydney Potier!?!

Stan: Oh yeah.

B.S.: p___ a__ little hick!

Stan: You ugly scank!

Cartman: d___ your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey!
Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for
you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s__ with some
guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

Some Kid: This is pretty f___ed up right here!

Cartman: Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You b______s!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Total weirdo freak!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my god!

Kyle: oh my god

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Dude Kenny is dead!

Kyle: Ohh!

Cartman: Ohhoh!

Ooooooooww

Well, Kyle's mom a b____, she a big fat b____, she the biggest b____ in the whole
wide world. She's a
stupid b____, if there ever was a b____. She's a b____ to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a b____. On Tuesdays, she's a b____ and Wednesday through Saturday,
she's a b____.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamayamaya beeyoch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide
world. She's a
mean old b____ and has stupid hair. She's a b-b-b-b-b-b____. B-b-b-b-b-b-cause she's
a stupid
b____. Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____. Kyle's mom is a biiiitcha

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