Tenacious D Kielbassa Lyrics

[spoken]
KG: Dude, we gotta f___in' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
JB: I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
JB: Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
JB: That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your b___ cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your b___ cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now f___in' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-a__ bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah [yeah],
C'mon, you m____fucka say a prayer [prayer],
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You m____fucka, ho, you m____fucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you m____fucka, go!
f___ yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.