Paul Thorn Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass Lyrics

Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
You're wife starts b____ing
About whatever it was
She was b____ing about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__
Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna' give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's a__