Take a letter Miss Jones if you please
Begin it "My dearest Louise,
It may not suprise you but I idolise you"
Miss Jones please cover your knees
Take a letter Miss Jones if you will
Tell her that I've little skill
In ways of romancing and dining and dancing
Miss Jones please try to sit still

Tell her how much I love her
Hope that she feels the same
My goodness Miss Jones I've just realised
That I don't even know your first name
Take a letter and frame it such
And give it your own special touch
Reword it, revise it and capitalise it
Miss Jones you're really too much!

Take a letter Miss Jones like you're told
Forgive me if I'm acting bold
You know I never make passes
But you and your glasses
Miss Jones you're a sight to behold

Now tell her how much I love her
Hope that she feels the same
My goodness Miss Jones I really must say
That's exciting perfume you wear
Take a letter Miss Jones get it right
And fill it with words of delight
And after you style it you may as well file it
Miss Jones you're clear out of sight
Miss Jones are you busy tonight
Have you met Miss Jones?

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