Homer:
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo?
The Garbage Man!

Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man Can!

Homer + Trash Men:
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.

Marge: Who can take this diaper?

Trash Man: I don't mind at all!

Chief Wiggum:
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Maaaaan!

Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man can.

U2:
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes.
Courteous and easy-going

The Edge: They'll mop up when you're oh-

U2 and Trash Men: -ver flowin'!

Bono:
And tell you when your a___ is showing'!

Milhouse:
Who can take my daddy?
And my mommy too?
Make 'em get along like moms and dads are supposed to do
The Garbage Man
I hope the Garbage Man can

Trash Men:
The Garbage Man can't
but he's got a giant stack of horror comics for you

All : The Garbage Man can!

Bart and Lisa : Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!

All : He cleans the world... for... you!

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