Wiggum:
Long before the SuperDome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the d___ed called home,
Hear their hellish roundelay...

Cast:
New Orleeeans...
Home of pirates, drunks, and w____s!
New Orleeeans...
Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'!

New Orleeeans...
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
New Orleaaans...
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
New Orleeeans...
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!

New Orleeeans!

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Marge/Blanche:
I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
A never ending party - hah!
I'm a faded southern Dame without a dime.

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Apu/Steve:
I am just a simple paperboy,
No romance do I seek...
I just wanted forty cents,
For my deliveries last week...

Will this bewitching floozy,
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to...
Dooo?

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Ned/Stanley:
STELLLAAAA! STELLLAAAA!
Can't you hear me yella!
You're puttin' me through Hella!
Stella... STELLLAAAA!

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Marge/Blanche:
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...

(music begins)

Cast:
You can always depend on the kindness of strangers...
To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from dangers...

Marge/Blanche:
Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret...

Cast:
A stranger's just a friend you haven't met...
You haven't met...
STREETCAR!

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