Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a lowdown hoocie coocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

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She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was c__ey
He took her down to Chinatown
and he showed her how to kick the gong around

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She had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels

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He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
An she sat around and counted them all a million times

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Poor Min, poor Min, poor Minnie

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