The Kings of Myspace Lyrics

M to the y s-p-a-c-e
Myspace.com is a place to be
We're the kings of Myspace
Just check the friendlist
I got..a__ for dates...that s___ is endless
Not a myspace w____
I'm a myspace pimp
My views keep rising like a Goodyear blimp
With just one click
We could be best friends
I see more news flash than the CNN

25/8 I check the myspace
I just can't wait to check the Myspace
25/8 I check the myspace
It makes life great when I check the Myspace
25/8 I check the myspace
It's how I get dates I check the Myspace
25/8 I check the myspace
If you ain't got a page then get out of my face

Now first things first
Get yourself an account
So you can tell the whole world
What you're all about
Get naked in the bathroom
And take some pics
Put the flash on really bright
So you can't see no zits
But wait I have no friends
So what do I do?
It's OK we were once losers just like you
No girls on my list
I didn't have one groupie
I had zero friends
Not even Tom would approve me
But then we find a key to get Myspace love
I'd became the emo guy
And I'm the wannabe thug
Put on a backwards cap
Stunner shades and chapsticks
I added a Tupac songs
Starting hitting up black chicks
Grew my hair long
Put up Dashboard Confessional
Put on tight jeans
That smashed up my t_______s
Then on the myspace hit you
With the request
Get more underage p____
Than Ryan Seacrest

You can be the meterosexual guy in the sweater vest
And just like that, bam you got friend requests
Woah, new pics, new bods, they all just keep adding me
I get so many kudos my page is getting cavities
New birthdays too, the fun is unlimited
Oh, quick, go to Google and find me fun images
IMG to the SRC
Here a Photobucket flyer for my party
All the fly chicks will show you e-love
Don't even ask for the digits, just get the three dubs
Send her a slick message, get yourself a hot date
If it all goes well, slide her in the top eight
It's addictin' like how a crackhead feels
Although the pics might be fake, the love is all real
And just when you thought that its come to an end
Press the refresh b___on and do it again