Adam Sandler The Amazing Willy Wanker Lyrics

When I was just a little wee lad
I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad
Something jumped and poked me good
'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A little tin soldier's marchin by
Sergeant major unzips his fly
Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants
Slaps away til it starts to dance
A shootin star's above my bed
Changin colors of my mushroom head
A rainbow j__z flys across the room
Little white spermies meet their doom
(Ah!) The amazing w____ w___er!
(Aaaah!) The amazing w____ w___er!
And my s______ sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Little green men from outer s___e
Here to exterminate the human race
Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships
When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip
Like a knight of olden Camelot
The goo takes off like an arrow shot
Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs
For the spittin dragon between me legs
I'm using my thing for what it's for
Gentle knock upon me door
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she sees my w___ standing tall and free
(Ah!) The one and only w____ w___er!
(Aaaaah!) Here comes w____ w___er!
And my marble sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Rasberry scones and marmalade!
Squeezing my squid in the evening shine!
Visions of mermaids in the sky!
Shooting my load in me own left eye!
Gramps was a hero in the first World War
But he ain't got no d___ no more
Comes home smokin from the corner pub
Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like a big bass drum
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals b__
The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
Time to clean up with the washroom towel
(Ah, yeah!) It's only w____ w___er, yeah!
(Ah!) The lonely w____ w___er!
And my wrinkled sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!