It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a w____ in bed
And the mast was a mammoth p____

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty b_____
He wasn't fit to shovel s___
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f___ all else to do

The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his f___in' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c___ with a jagged rock
For c__ming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f___in' nipper
So he stuffed his a__ with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f___ she was not able
So the dirty s___s, they nailed her t__s
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er s__ual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade

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