Ted Nuget Ted Nuget - Kiss My Ass Lyrics

Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!

Kiss my a__,
Kiss my a__, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my a__, (tastes real good)
Kiss my a__. (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my a__

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate s__ual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my a__

Everybody!
Kiss my a__, (pucker up)
Kiss my a__
Kiss my a__
Kiss my a__, (c'mon babe)

I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
When the goin' gets tough
Kiss my a__!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can kiss my a__

Everybody gotta
Kiss my a__ - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my a__ - Janet Reno
Kiss my a__ - C'mon Billary
Kiss my a__ - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my a__ - How about the IRS
Kiss my a__ - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my a__ - United Nations
Kiss my a__ - All those Liberals
Kiss my a__ - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my a__ - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my a__ - Beavis, b___head
Kiss my a__ - How about Crips and Bloods

I've heard it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my a__