raph brogan Lyrics

Dirk-a-licious (to fergalicious)

Dirk Nowitzki definitely drives the coaches loco,
A 7 footer makin' 3s just like they were a free throw,
You can screen him double team him,
Have Rodger Clemens bean him,
But the fans will still be screamin'
For the German cant you see,
He's dirk-a-licious.
He eats his apples red delicious,
And they must be nutritious
Because dirk never misses
He goes swish swish
Each time he shoots the rock rock
And we be linin' down the block
Just to watch his German shot,
He's dirk-a-licious.
He's not hot, he's dirk-a-licious
But he can shoot the rock rock,
Dirk-a-licious
He's never in the sun a lot,
Dirk-a-licious
Because he's pasty pasty.

This is Kobe's shot (to this is why I'm hot)

This is Kobe's shot, this is Kobe's shot,
This ones his, that ones his, this is Kobe's shot,
You can shoot if you're Bryant,
You can't if you not,
Cos this ones his, that ones his, this is Kobe's shot.
See Kobe's really hot, but the Lakers are so whack,
That Kobe only passes to guys who pass it back.
He hasn't won a thing since the Lakers traded Shaq,
You try to block his shot and he'll give you face a smack.
When Kobe's in the zone, no one can slow him down
Except for young girls that he meets from out of town,
The Lakers try to mac, but if she's really hot
Then Kobe steps in and says this is Kobe's shot

Give it to me (Steve Nash)

Now Stevey Nash has taken 2 MVPs in a row,
He stands above the rest even though he measures so low,
He's a midget battling giants, he's a pig in a fro
He looks like agent smith but he b____ like neo.
When steveys on the floor, he passes real nice,
And even though he's short, his pass is real nice,
He's got an average persons body,
He's got a small Canadian body.