Toothpick Green Monster Lyrics

Spoken:
Thank you sir, thank you, now check it out.
I know a lot of times people like to give kids medictions so we can all act good and behave right, but f___ that s___! Throw your middle finger up in the air if you don't need nothin but, good times and hangin out with your friends, you don't need to go to the doctor cause you act stupid. just act stupid right? So check it out, this song's called The Green Monster
it goes a little something like this.

DO IT!
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on an on and on and on (DOIT!)
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i'd trade two blues for a yellow, together it's all green
turn the lights outs, blow me a kiss and sweet dreams
we a__embled an army of likeness and temperament
to smile at the moon in dark days of December when,
crying is evil and laughing is sacrilegious
to competition over whose pills are the biggest
but did you notice when the lights went out, and sound stopped
when the kids sang 'we all fall down" and stash pot
it's not as if it's just me that's totally green
the scary face in a bad dream that we've all seen
the spark and desire in the eyes of these children
consoling psychology masking these villains

we take pills to go to sleep , pills to stay awake
pills to get jacked and pills to lose weight
we can't stop swallowing pills their so bitter
cause rehab is for quitters
we take pills to stay focused, pills to take test
pills to calm down, and pills to relieve stress
we're all the same person before too long
it goes on an on an on an on

so run around in a circle with your hands in the air
he just wanted to be friends but he gave you a scare
and you don't care cause you're so tough thick skin, lead
f___ around with the monster and he bites off your head
it's not you that he's after it's somebody like me
but it's highly unlikely cause he lives in my psyche
and chases my demons, yeah he knows where they livin'
but i wouldn't change the psychosomatics for no rhythm
it started with 1 a day then 2 every six hours
then grinding and cut lines to release magic powers
it started with two shots then turned to a whole glass
put em all together and you fall on your a__

you seen that green man he's bad and he's gone
you fasten your seatbelt, those people move on
they chase me, they hate me, sokay we still cool
like bad boys and good girls, the monster knows you

So why is green the color of envy, l___ and desire
i'd be a liar if i said we couldn't get much higher
and you could be unusually strange and not the same
as anybody else that has two first names
now we're raising a generation of bankers and dentist
as a young boy i wanted to be the sorcerer's apprentice
i wanted to save the world and still welcome the challenge
and refuse medications for my chemical imbalance

you take pills to go to sleep , pills to stay awake
pills to get jacked and pills to lose weight
we can't stop swallowing pills their so bitter
cause rehab is for quitters
we take pills to stay focused, pills to take test
pills to calm down, and pills to relieve stress
we're all the same person before too long
it goes on an on an on an on

It don't stop, now it's always the same
it goes on an on an on an on
It don't stop, yeah it's always the same
it goes on an on an on an on
i can't stop now and it's always the same
it goes on an on an on an on
it dont't stop and it's always the same
it goes on an on an on an on

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