www.sarcasticgamer.com I Hate This....Wii Lyrics

Hi! I hate this...
(Wii!!!)
Hi! I hate this...
(Wii!!!)
Hi! I hate this...
(Nicky, nicky, nintendo!)

Excuse me! Can I have the attention of all gamers for a few seconds?
Hi Kids! Do you like Cartoon games? (ahn...)
Wanna play in a System that doesn't do HD and the graphics are lame? (no!)
Wanna drop a few houndred bucks in something you will play for a month 'till you realize WiiSports is only fun when you're dunk?
Then there's the Miis you can make with your Wii but they don't do anything as long as I can see!
Then the press says: ("Nintendo Wiis are selling like crack") But that's because it's a cheap PS2 dressed as a Mac!
The VC games they sell are expensive as hell and you probably finished them 10 years ago but, oh well..
Third party support to say the least is a b__mer, have you ever heard of a good game on Wii that don't have an Italian plumber? ("ITlSA" ME! MARIO!)
Sure it's a good system if you like to Wii bowl but fighting games and shooter have c___ for controls!
I play mortal kombat with my arms flailing arround and within a few minutes I knock myself out! (ouch!)

Hi! I hate this...
(Wii!!!)
Hi! I hate this...
(Wii!!!)
Hi! I hate this...
(Nicky, nicky, nintendo!)