Weird Al Yankovic Bert And Ernie - In The Tub (50 Cent Lyrics

(ehehehehehehehe)

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Ernie,
it's your bedtime
we're gonna party 'cause
it's your bathtime
we gon' sip Bacardi 'cause
it's your bathtime
make sure to take your rubber duck cause it's your bathtime

As soon as I wake up
I dream about my tub
I like the water deep
so it covers up my b___
people heard I live with Bert
and they think we're in love
I swear I just live with him
I don't let him share my tub
but Ernie ain't gonna change
I won't stand up
And I will stay there in my tub
until I'm all cleaned up
if you watch how I move
you'll mistake me for a puppet or chimp
gotta hand up my b___
but I don't walk with a limp
In the club a lady's saying
Love your striped shirt
They like me, I want them to love me like they love Bert
But on Sesamestreet the Muppets will tell you I'm loco
I've been around longer and I'm cuter than Elmo
Feelin' focused, man
My ducky on my mind
Got my soap on a rope
And the dirty behind
Hot water's on for a while
Then I add cold
I grab my rubber ducky and I'm ready to go

You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you're in to getting scrubbed
You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you like it in the tub

(hey Ernie, that's fly)

A word up Bert

(hehehe you got the bling-bling, Ernie)