mr_beach_metal_detector_guy Lyrics

MR. BEACH METAL DETECTOR GUY

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy
(Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy)
Some seek their fortune on the stock market, others in real estate, but you look for loose change in the sand
(I'm hitting the jackpot)
Armed with a 5 foot geiger counter, and the worlds largest set of earphones,
You live your life with a simple code of honor: Finders keepers, losers weepers
(Finders Keepers)
Sure people mock you, but he who holds 92 cents, a gold plated earring, and a stealed toed boot gets the last laugh
(Whos's laughing now)
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light O Sultan of the Sand, we'd give you a medal, but you've probably already found one.
(Mr. Beach Metal Protector Guy)