Another bride
Another groom
Another sunny
Honeymoon;
Another season,
Another reason,
For makin' whoopee.

A quiet service,
A lot of rice,
The groom is nervous
He answers twice.
It's really killing
That he's so willing
For makin' whoopee.

Picture a little lovenest
Down where the roses swing
Picture that same sweet lovenest
Think what a year can bring.

He's washing dishes
And baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews;

So don't forget folks
And what you get folks
For makin' whopee

Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear? Well can't you guess?
She feels neglected,
And he's suspected
Of making whoopee.

She sits alone 'most ev'ry night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't even write
He says he's busy
But she says, "Is he
For making whoopee?"
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand dollars per;

Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You pay six to her."
He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
Judge says, "Bud, right into jail.
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper
Than making whoopee."

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