She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."
I sent her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."

(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not too smart, not too tall,
likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the doors and said "Oh bother, this is red."
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said "I can't believe you're so stupid."

(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not too smart, not too tall
likes to watch TV and play basketball

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.
Oh,oh,oh,oh! (x5)

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