ROBBIE:
THERE'S A GIFT FROM EVERY GUEST

ROBBIE & BAND:
TODAY YOU ARE A MAN

ROBBIE:
THE c___TAIL FRANKS HAVE ALL BEEN BLESSED

ROBBIE & BAND:
TODAY YOU ARE A MAN

ROBBIE:
YOUR GOYIM FRIENDS HAVE BEEN AGOG
SINCE THEY LEFT THE SYNAGOGUE
DRUNK ON SCHNAPPS AND IN A FOG
AND SPEAKING HEBREW BEST THEY CAN

SAMMY:
(Attempting Hebrew.)
LaChaim!

ROBBIE & BAND:
CAUSE YOU ARE A MAN!

ROBBIE:
THERE'S A WAITRESS DRESSED UP LIKE A GO-GO

GEORGE:
BUT REMEMBER SHIKSAS ARE A NO-NO

ROBBIE:
GO SHAKE HANDS WITH EACH TOM, d___ AND HERSCHEL

SAMMY:
THEY'LL BE SHVITZING
AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE YOU'LL

ROBBIE & BAND:
HAVE TO KISS YOUR AUNTS
AND WATCH YOUR ZAYDE DANCE
BUT REMEMBER THIS
IT COULD BE TEN TIMES WORSE
AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR BRISS
YOUR BRISS
TODAY YOU ARE A

ROBBIE:
BOY-BOY-BOY
BOY-BOY-BOY
BOY-BOY-BOY

GEORGE & SAMMY:
Boy?

ROBBIE:
No!

ALL 3:
A MAN!

Ole!

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