Male Imaging - MI: This is Flash FM!

TERI: Hello, America! Wake up and go to bed with Teri and Toni!

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Laura Branigan - Gloria
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Gloria
You're always on the run now
Running after somebody
You've gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down
Before you start to blow it
I think you're heading for a breakdown
So be careful not to show it

You really don't remember
Was it something that he said
All the voices in your head
Calling Gloria

Gloria
Don't you think you're falling
If everybody wants you
Why isn't anybody calling
You don't have to answer
Leave them hanging on the line
Calling Gloria

Gloria
I think they got your number
I think they got the alias
That you've been living under

But you really don't remember
Was it something that they said
All the voices in your head
Calling Gloria

Gloria
How's it gonna go down
Will you meet him on the main line
Or will you catch him on the rebound
Will you marry for the money
Take a lover in the afternoon
Feel your innocence slipping away
Don't believe it's coming back soon

And you really don't remember
Was it something that he said
All the voices in your head
Calling Gloria

Gloria
Don't you think you're falling?
If everybody wants you
Why isn't anybody calling
You don't have to answer
Leave them hanging on the line, oh
Calling Gloria

Gloria
I think they got your number
I think they got the alias
That you've been living under
But you really don't remember
Was it something that they said
All the voices in your head
Calling Gloria

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TONI: Flash FM, the hits don't pop or stop. You can win money just by listening to this station or servicing a bouncer. You know how much a__ I get with snakeskin pants?

TERI: You gonna short circuit? Calm down over there. Anyway, thanks to you we are Vice City's TOP POP STATION, baby!

TONI: (canned applause) WOO HOOO! Partyinggg in the studiooo!

TERI: A lot of calls for that tune, especially from the record rep who just bought me three grams of snort. I'd jump his bones just because it's NOW, baby! It's here! I got scabs on my knees!

TONI: Toni and Teri, it's a Flash Morning Zoo! But it, like, lasts all day? And don't feed Teri, she's a baboon. Or an elephant.

TERI: That's right, w____, we're SO crazy. I'm crazy, are you crazy Toni-

TONI: I'm so crazy I think I need a water fountain! Or an Indian to throw around. Ring your bell, rock your boat, send a self-addressed Morse code message to your slacks! This is Flash taking you through the day AND night. Here's another great tune.

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Rick Springfield - Human Touch
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Everybody's talking to computers
They're all dancing to a drum machine
I know I'm living on the outside
Scared of getting caught between
I'm so cool and calculated
Alone in the modern world
Uh huh

But Sally has a hard time holding back
The alley to her heart is a beaten track
She's got the love monkey riding on her back
You want love, I got it

We all need
The human touch
We all need
The human touch
I need it
The human touch
We all need
The human touch
We all need it
And I need it too

You know I've got my walls
Sally calls them prison cells
Sometimes I need protection
I've got the chains
I got the warning bells
I sit so snug and isolated alone in the modern world
Uh huh

But Sally has a hard time holding back
The alley to her heart is a beaten track
She's never out of love
Yet she's gotten that act
You've got love I want it
Come on girl

We all need
The human touch
We all need
The human touch
I need it
The human touch
We all need
The human touch
We all need it
And I need it too

Human touch
Human touch
Human touch
Human touch

I'm so scared and isolated in the modern world

We all need
We all need... the human touch

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TERI: Flash FM! Some Rick Springfield, Human Touch. Toni wouldn't know anything about that, she's only slept with things that take batteries.

TONI: I wish I COULD put in some batteries so my mouth didn't get so tired! That tourbus is a chore. But it's the price of fame I think!

TERI: That thing on your lip looks infected, Toni.

FEMALE IMAGING - FI: Pop music young girls hot pants, inappropriate thoughts. It's Flash FM!

TERI: Hold your breath, blow a kazoo, it's time for a commercial breakdown!

TONI: Which is better than a mental breakdown, Teri's had three of those.

TERI: You're a witch.

TONI: You're a b____!

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MI: Flash FM, Vice City.

TERI: The only one to listen to while you're at work. Unless you're unemployed or a laid-off air traffic controller in which case, GO SCREW!

TONI: This is Flash FM!

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TERI: INXS - The One Thing
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Well you know just what you do to me
The way you move soft, and slippery
Cut the night just like a razor
Rarely talk and that's the danger

It's the one thing
You are my thing

You know your voice is a love song
It's a cat call from the past
There's no ice in your lovers' walk
You don't look twice cause you move so fast

It's the one thing
You are my thing

You've got a dozen men behind you
You've got dead flowers on the floor
You're too pretty in the daylight
It keeps them coming back for more
(Because you know I love you)

It's the one thing
You are my thing

It's the one thing
You are my thing

TONI: So I was sleeping with this married guy, and he was so, hot. I couldn't even believe it, like, we were going and going and going for hours and hours.

TERI: Figures, you s____.

TONI: At least I have some energy.

TERI: Uh, excuse me-

TONI: You deadbeat hag.

TERI: Uh, at least I got the best c__e in the world.

TONI: Yeah, and you're so cracked out on it you can't even, get it up. Wait a minute...

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PHIL COLLINS: Hi, this is Phil Collins 'ere. When I'm in Vice City I only listen to Flash FM - Where Pop Meets Payola.

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Philip Bailey & Phil Collins - Easy Lover
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She's an easy lover
She'll get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

She's the kind of girl you dream of
Dream of keepin' hold of
You better forget it,
You'll never get it
She will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you
Better forget it
Ho-oh, you'll regret it

No you'll never change it so leave it
Leave it
Get out quick 'cause seeing is believing
It's the only way
You'll ever know

She's an easy lover
She'll get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

You're the one that wants to hold her
Hold her and control her
Better forget it
You'll never get it
Who should say that there's no other
'Till she finds another
Better forget it
Ho-oh, you'll regret it

And don't try to change it, just leave it
Leave it
You're not the only one who seeing is believing
It's the only way
You'll never know
Aaah

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MI: This is Flash!

FI: Fla-fla-fla-fla-fla-Flash FM!

TONI: I'm an easy lover!

TERI: Did we screw last night? I was so, wasted!

TONI: I don't know but if we did, you SUCKED 'cause I TOTALLY don't remember it.

TERI: This is Flash FM and if you know how ugly Toni is you'll be glad you're listening to radio, NOT watching television-

TONI: Shut up, ya hag!

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TERI: Totally radical Two for Tuesdays or Tips on Tuesdays, ugh, t__S!

TONI: You're running out of steam, let me take over. On the move, flyin' and hittin', s___tin' and quittin'! Flash FM, ALWAYS something loony!

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Scandal - The Warrior
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You run, run, run away
It's your heart that you betray
Feeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you're not so civilized

Well isn't love primitive
A wild gift that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me stereo jungle child
Love is the kill, your heart's still wild

Shooting at the walls of heartache,
Bang bang
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive
the warrior
the warrior

You talk, talk, you talk too me,
Your eyes touch me physically,
Stay with me, we'll take the night,
As passion takes another bite,
oh

Who's the hunter
who's the game
I feel the beat
call your name
I hold you close in victory,
I don't wanna tame your animal style
You won't be caged
in the call of the wild

Shooting at the walls of heartache,
Bang bang
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive
The warrior
The warrior

I am the warrior

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FI: Flash, FM!

TERI: Flash FM, only the rules get busted, not Toni or Teri.

TONI: That's right, I've blown every policeman who's ever pulled me over.

TERI: s___, I only blow the hot ones. The ugly guys get a handjob.

FI: We hate singing this s___, but our record deal fell through. It's Flash FM!

TERI: Ah, yes. Flash FM, Vice City, I'm Teri. The great thing about popmusic before videos was you didn't have to see naked purple midgets crawling out of bathtubs. You MADE your own video. Radio will always rule and these new videos are c___!

TONI: I'm gonna be in the video for this next song, I think. It's going to be about how I always get past the bouncers at the hottest clubs.

TERI: Right, sliding past the bouncer on your knees, you s____.

TONI: You have crabs... b____. And I get to dance-off with an angry pimp, and make out with an artist who likes to paint on a fire escape during thunderstorms. Man, I love my life. I love myself!

TERI: SOMEONE has to. This is Flash FM, Vice City.

FI: Another song we're paid to play!

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Alison Moyet - Love Resurrection
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What can I do to make light of this dull, dull day
What switch can I pull to illuminate the way

Show me one direction
I will not question again
For a warm injection is all I need
To calm the pain

We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
We all need a love (resurrection)
Just a little divine (intervention)

What seed must I sow to replenish this barren land
Teach me to harvest
I want you to grow in my hand

Let's be optimistic
Let's say that we won't toil in vain
If we pull together
We'll never fall apart again

We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
We all need a love (resurrection)
Just a little divine (intervention)

We need a love
Resurrection
(We need a love)
Just a little divine
(Intervention)

Show me one direction
I will not question again, no no
For a warm injection is all I need
To calm the pain

We all need a love (resurrection, just a little divine intervention)
We all need a love (resurrection,)

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TONI: Hey there baby, I LOVE pop music! I can tell you, it reminds me that everything is young, and disposable. Teri wouldn't know that.

TERI: Ugh, I'm 25!

TONI: And 25 is like the new 40, like "Oh my God, you might die ANY MOMENT!" You're going grey.

MI: Flash FM!

FI: Vice, City!

TERI: Totally awesome, that song makes me wanna go back to therapy, as long as we keep it purely Freudian. Playing trumpet is very therapeutic.

TONI: (heavy sniff) Flash FM, reminding you that gasoline and alcohol don't mix so, don't drink any gasoline. I tried it once when I was REALLY desperate
for a buzz!

TERI: Ugh, Pop music, Top 40 forever, Alan Parsons Project, right here,"Games People Play". The hot one with hot fun... Flash me! ...Ugh, not you, Toni!

TONI: The girls are out!

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Alan Parsons Project - Games People Play
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Where do we go from here
TONI: Flashy flashy!
Now that all other children have grown up
And how do we spend our lives
If there's no one to lend us a hand

I don't wanna live here no more
I don't wanna stay
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life
Quietly fading away
Oh

Games people play
You take it or you leave it,
Think what they say
Honor bright
If I promise you the moon and the stars
Would you believe it
Games people play
In the middle of the night

Where do we go from here
Now that all other children have grown up
And how do we spend our time
Knowing nobody gives us a d___

I don't wanna live here no more
I don't wanna stay
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life
Quietly fading away
Yeah

Games people play
You take it or you leave it
Things what they say
Just don't make it right
If I'm telling you the truth right now
Do you believe it?
Games people play
In the middle of the night
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TONI: Vice City I love you, I love you! My left and right nipples LOVE YOU!

TERI: She'd screw each and every one of you, if she could!

TONI: Twice! ...Flash FM!

TERI: Man, I like dig this place. Like, the T-shirt says "I HEART Vice City" man, I like SO "Heart" this place! It's pretty b____in'. I get laid a lot.

TONI: No you don't. It means "I Love Vice City", it's symbolic as in, "I'd Heart Your Ugly Face Getting Run Over By An 18-Wheeler, You Tramp?" Let's take a break!

MI: Flash FM.

FI: Vice City!

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The Barfs
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We're the Barfs
We're never Red
We hate anything foreign

We live in a tree
Separately
We swing like a rabbit warren

We're the Barfs
We each have a gun
Firearms is for protection and fun

Most of all, Barfs hate sharing
We keep the national anthem blaring

Big Major Barf
Lady Barf
Chunky Barf, too

Smokey Barf, feh
Tiny Barf
Fruity Barf, how do you do?

Now you know our Barfy song
Grab a gun and sing along
'Cause before we're through
you'll be barfing too! Bleagh!

ANNOUNCER: Every Barf™ is unique, just like you and me! That's right! Even though some Barfs™ look alike, every Barf™ has a unique serialnumber hidden on his foot, so no two Barfs™ are the same

BOY: I love my Barf! He's unique, and he's never Red! Even though he lives in a tree. Mom, I want more Barfs!

ANNOUNCER: Now it's easy to get more Barfs! Just stop by any Pizza Stack location, buy 2 large pizzas, a pitcher of Sprunk, and the Barfs Drinking Glass of the Day is yours for only $15!

KIDS: The Barfs! Yay!

ANNOUNCER: Available while supplies last.

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TERI: You're listening to Flash FM, coming up next, Hall & Oates - "Family Man!"

TONI: It's about s___s picking up married men at hotel bars... God, it's the story of my LIFE!

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Hall & Oates - Family Man
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She had sulky smile,
She took her standard pose and she presented herself
She had sultry eyes
She made it perfectly plain
That she was his for a price
But he said

Leave me alone
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
If you push me too far I just might

She wore a hurt surprise
As she rechecked her make-up to protect herself
Dropped her price and pride
She made it totally clear
That she was his for a night
But he said

Leave me alone
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
If you push me too far I just might

She gave him her look
It would have worked on any other man around
He looked her up and down
She knew he couldn't decide
if he should hold his ground
but he said

Leave me alone
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
If you push me too far I just might

She turned
Tossed her head unlike her opening move
Her final exit line
He waited much too long
But by the time he got his courage up she was gone
Then he screamed

Leave me alone
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite
He said
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
If you push me too far I just might

He said
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
If you push me too far I just might

But he said leave me alone
I'm a family man
And I don't think I don't want tonight

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TONI: All the stations, up and down the dial, Flash is what you're listening to! Have a good time, ready to party, that one goes out to Bart calling from his yacht! I am SO partied out from last night.

TERI: You were a s___e-case even BEFORE you went to rehab. Even when you're on the radio you're lip-synching, c__ehead.

TONI: (heavy sniff)

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Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield
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We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stare
No promises no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

FI: Flash!

MI: Vice City.

You're making me go
then making me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you've had

Believe me
Believe me
I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love
And I'm chained to your side

We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stare
No promises no demands
Love is a battlefield

TERI: I just love Pat Benatar. She really speaks to me as a woman - as an attractive young woman whom other girls hate, 'cause I'm better-looking!

TONI: Better looking than who?

TERI: YOU, you dog!

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Evacuator
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ANNOUNCER: Tim gave everything he had to our country. Now, he's having flashbacks, and someone's going to pay. Howitzer is back. Evacuator.

TIM: DIE YOU SCUM!

A: One man's search for peace.

T: GOOD NIGHT, b____ES! I'LL KILL HIM BEFORE HE SCREAMS!

A: One man's search for hope.

T: Let's do some killing. Let's kill for the kids!

A: One man's search... For the truth.

T: After I torched those villages, and raped all those schoolgirls, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head!

A: He gave everything... Then the liberals turned their backs on our heroes. And now, he's out for the truth.

T: What do you smell, Wandering Hands?

WANDERING HANDS (WH): Mmm, smell... Fear.

T: Good, let's armwrestle!

WH: That be different film.

T: Okay, let's KILL SOME COMMIES!

WH: Mmm, me find Vietnamese squaw!

RUSSIAN: He's wrestling de chopper down! Shoot him!

T: I'm an American, and you're not! SO f___IN' DIE!

R: Aaiiee, he's too strong!

A: Evacuator.

T: Let's evacuate these b____es!

A: Rated RP for Really Patriotic.

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Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't it be Good
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I got it bad
You don't know how bad I got it
You got it easy
You don't know when you've got it good
It's getting harder
Just keeping life and soul together
I'm sick of fighting
Even though I know I should

The cold is biting
Through each and every nerve and fibre
My broken spirit is frozen to the core
Don't wanna be here no more

Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes
Even if it was for just one day
And wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away
Wouldn't it be good to be on your side
The grass is always greener over there
Wouldn't it be good if we could live without a care

You must be joking
You don't know a thing about it
You've got no problem
I'd stay right there if I were you
I got it harder
You couldn't dream how hard I got it
Stay out of my shoes
If you know what's good for you

The heat is stifling
Burning me up from the inside
The sweat is coming
Through each and every pore
I don't wanna be here no more
I don't wanna be here no more
I don't wanna be here no more
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MI: Flash FM, Vice City!

FI: Playing nothing but the hits, irrelevant of the quality!

TONI: Music is what makes Vice City great. This IS the city of the future. And the home of the fathers of all of Teri's illegitimate babies.

TERI: s____.
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Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder - Together in Electric Dreams
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I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
'Till it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)

Sometimes it's hard to recognize
What comes as a surprise
And it's too late
It's just too late to stay
Too late to stay

We'll always be together
However far it seems
We'll always be together
Together in electric dreams

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go I'll never
Find a better prize (find a better prize)

Though you're miles and miles away
I see you everyday
I don't have to try
I just close my eyes
I close my eyes

We'll always be together
However far it seems
We'll always be together
Together in electric dreams

We'll always be together ___________________________________________

TONI: This is Flash FM, the home of Pop Music in Vice City! Let's give a commercial- no, let's take a quick break!

TERI: You dumb w____, you can't even read.

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Little Lacy Surprise
___________________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Little Lacy Surprise! It's themed fashion underwear for kids, featuring the Barfs™!

(Girl)
Do you like my Barfs panties too?
(Boy)
I sure do!

(Girl)
Fashion underwear is not taboo!
(Boy)
Take 'em off!

(Girl)
Some girls take it up a notch,
(Boy)
Yeah!

(Girl)
Put a superhero on your crotch!

ANNOUNCER: Little Lacy Surprise, featuring Saturday morning cartoon heroes, like the Barfs! With Big Fruity Barf!

FRUITY BARF: I'm in your pants, kids!

KID: I love you, Big Fruity Barf!

ANNOUNCER: Little Lacy Surprise, available in boys, girls and unisex sizes. Not available in all states.

(Girl)
I've got a Little Lacy Surprise! Oh daddy, please close your eyes.

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Talk Talk - It's My Life
___________________________________________

Funny how I find myself
In love with you
If I could buy my reasoning
I'd pay to lose
One half won't do

I've asked myself
How much do you
Commit yourself

It's my life
Don't you forget
It's my life
It never ends

Funny how I blind myself
I never knew
If I was sometimes played upon
Afraid to lose

I'd tell myself
What good you do
Convince myself

It's my life
Don't you forget
It's my life
It never ends

I've asked myself
How much do you
Commit yourself

It's my life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends

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TONI: How 'bout another double-hot-fresh twin-spin sound sandwich from your good ol' friend, Toni? Synthesizers are like teen boys, you just wanna play with 'em late at night... And then go back to sleep on the bus next morning!

TERI: What are you talking about, Toni?

TONI: I'm talking about music and infidelity and smoking cigarettes while riding on the back of a motorcycle. Something YOU wouldn't know anything about. I'm talking about life, pop music, narcotics, oh GOD! I'm like, sweating now... I feel like this really IS my time in the universe, and I'll never stop chasing those dreams.

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| Missing Persons - Destination Unknown
___________________________________________

Life is so strange
when you don't know
How can you tell
where you're going to
You can't be sure of any situation
Something could change, and then you won't know

(Ask yourself)
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me

(Tell yourself)
I don't know where to go
I don't know what to do
And I don't even know the time of day
I guess it doesn't matter anyway

(Life is so strange) Destination unknown
(When you don't know) your destination
(Something could change) It's unknown
(And then you won't know) Destination unknown

(Life is so strange) Destination unknown
(When you don't know) your destination
(Something could change) It's unknown
(And then you won't know) Destination unknown

(Ask yourself)
When will my time come
Has it all been said and done
(Tell yourself)
I know i'll leave when it's my time to go
'Till then I'll carry on with what I know

(Life is so strange) Destination unknown
(When you don't know) your destination
(Something could change) It's unknown
(And then you won't know) Destination unknown

(Life is so strange) Destination unknown
(When you don't know) your destination
(Something could change) It's unknown
(And then you won't know) Destination unknown

(Life is so strange)

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TERI: Missing Persons - Destination Unknown!

MI: Flash FM.

TERI: The twin temptresses of pop on Flash FM, talking really fast about the Top 40 way, so you don't have time to ponder your shallow existence or the fact that Toni has herpes. Let's have another hit.

TONI: I got 'em from your dad. b____.

FI: Stupid disk jockeys and same dance songs, it's Flash FM!

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w___ Chung - Don't Let Go
___________________________________________

I got your letter
I felt so scared to
Pick up the paper knife and read within
I read the contents
I got what you meant
I know it's hard on you but don't give in
Maybe
Maybe
Slow things go fast
Maybe
Maybe
It's all the past

Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Doo doo-doo
Doo doo-doo
You know I'll never give up on you

I phoned the station
For information
To try and get the times of trains to York,
And on the platform
I saw your hat form,
A kind of halo in the crowd-crush talk
But baby
Baby
Don't run away
Maybe
Maybe
It's just today

Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Doo doo-doo
Doo doo-doo

Don't let go

You know I won't ever give up on you

You dropped your suitcase
I saw your sad face
And I appreciate the state you're in
You mustn't worry
You mustn't hurry
I know it's hard on you but don't give in
Maybe
Maybe
Slow things go fast
Maybe
Maybe
It's all the past

Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Ooh-oh
If you need me don't let go
(You know I won't give up on you)
Don't let go
Doo doo-doo
Doo doo-doo

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TERI: Music is like friends that come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant. And busboys tend to be illegal immigrants, and HOT. That's what I'M talkin' about. If it's illegal and hot, bring it on! What's a girl to do?

TONI: (heavy sniff) If you weren't bleeding out your nose, maybe you'd actually get laid.

FI: Go f___ your mother!

TERI: You're on Flash FM like, playing the most important records of our time!

TONI: What? Those made by guys I've slept with?

TERI: No, those that have SOLD a lot, dumbass.

FI: Music to get accidentally pregnant to.

MI: It's a seventies Flashback, on Flash!

TONI: Gino Vanelli! Woooo!

TERI: Flash!

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Gino Vanelli - Appaloosa
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Appaloosa
Running wild in the dead of the night
Appaloosa
You're the message of love and light

Apparitions
Mmmm
They grow wild in the plains of my mind
I get visions
Ooh
Of the mountain that I must climb

Freedom ain't no delusion
Truth no money can buy
With your sweet absolution
I will follow my star
For the rest of my life
Goes on and on

Appaloosa
Running high in the heavens above
Appaloosa
You're the angel of God and love

Freedom ain't no deception
Truth no man can deny
With your love and direction
I will follow my star
For the rest of my life
Goes on and on

Appaloosa
Appaloosa...

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TERI: Do these sores make me look like a w____?

TONI: Um... YES?

FI: Flash, FM!

TERI: God, if I hear any more of that Wave 103 I'm gonna f___ing kill myself.

TONI: I'm ready for weed, speed, black beauties and What You Need, let's fire up a hot, Flashy hit!

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Genesis - Turn It On Again
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All I need is a TV show
That and the radio
Down on my luck again
Down on my luck again

I can show you
I can show you
Some of the people in my life
I can show you
I can show you,
Some of the people in my life

It's driving me mad
Just another way of passing the day,

I
I
Get so lonely when she's not there
I
I
I

You're just another face
That I know from a TV show
I have known you for so very long
I feel like a friend
'Cause you'd do anything for me
Can I touch you for a while
Can I meet you another day
And we will fly away?

I can show you
I can show you
Some of the people in my life
I can show you
I can show you
Some of the people in my life

It's driving me mad
It's just another way of passing the day

I
I
Get so lonely when she's not there
I
I
I

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TERI: Genesis - Turn It On Again! Coming to theaters and drive-ins near you, is "Push-Up"! Flash FM has your tickets, all you need to do is push up 'till you puke!

TONI: I'm sleeping with a married guy, and I make his little guy do that ALL the time!

TERI: Uh, yeah...

FI: Flash, FM!

TONI: Teri, don't puke on the mic.

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Mallet to a Maibatsu
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WOMAN: My name is Betty Feely. I worked as a manager at American Motors for 18 years. Now I'm on welfare, turning tricks! All because you bought a FOREIGN CAR, you sum-a-ma-b____!

ANNOUNCER: This month, celebrate American diplomacy, and take a mallet to a Maibatsu. It's a campaign that dates back to colonial times, when we told the Brits to shove their tea up their limey a__es, and show them the American spirit - by drinking moonshine, and killing natives instead. Stop the invasion of foreign goods...

...Or you'll wake up speaking a different language, working for a foreign boss, while your wife takes a foreign lover!

j__: I f___ your fat American wife! HA HA HA HA!

ANNOUNCER: Stay free. Buy American goods. It's a trade war. We nuked these b______s. Now let's give it to 'em economically as well. Brought to you by the Buy American Coalition.

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MI: Flash FM, Vice City.

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Blancmange - Living on the Ceiling
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You keep me running
Round and round
Well that's all right with me

Up and down
I'm up the wall
I'm up the b_____ tree

That's all right with me
Yeah that's all right with me
Well it feels all right to me
Yeah it looks all right to me

And I'm so tall
I'm so tall
You raise me and then you let me fall
And I'm so small
I'm so small
Wrap me 'round your finger
see me fall

Here we go

You keep me running
Round and round
Well that's all right with me
Nothing nothing nothing's gonna slip in my way

Living on the ceiling
No more room down there
Things fall into place
You've got the job fall into place

And I'm so tall
I'm so tall
You raise me and then you let me fall
And I'm so small
I'm so small
Wrap me 'round your finger
see me fall

You keep me running
Round and round,
Well that's all right with me
Up and down
I'm up the wall
I'm up the b_____ tree

Hiding from your questions
Questions you won't ask
"Why're you up the tree" you say
"Why you down there," I say

Well I'm so tall
I'm so tall
You raise me and then you let me fall
And I'm so small
I'm so small
Wrap me 'round your finger
see me fall

Hey
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TONI: This is Flash FM! It's b____in'!

TERI: I'm sleeping with the station manager.

TONI: I'm sleeping with this microphone.

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TERI: Paul Young - Come Back and Stay
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Since you've been gone
I shut my eyes
And I fantasize that you're here with me
Will you ever return
I won't be satisfied 'till you're by my side
Don't wait any longer
Come back

Why don't you come back
Please hurry
Why don't you come back
Please hurry

Come back and stay for good this time
Come back and stay for good this time

You said goodbye,
I was trying to hide, but I felt inside
Till you passed me by
You said you'd return
You'd said that you'd be mine till the end of time
But don't wait any longer
Why don't you come back (please hurry)

(Why don't you come back, please hurry)

Come back and stay for good this time
Come back and stay for good this time

Oh, since you've been gone
Open my eyes
And I realize what we had together
Will you ever return
I had you change your mind
If you want to stay just love me forever

(Why don't you come back, please hurry)
(Why don't you come back, please hurry)
(Why don't you come back, please hurry)
(Why don't you come back, please hurry)

Just come back and stay for good this time
Come back and stay for good this time

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FI: Flash, FM!

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