Hello.
We are the Excrementory Grindfuckers.
Welcome to „Learning Grindcore Lesson III„.
Today: Learn how to play the metal guitar the
coooool way.
First locker your fingers.

Now start playing the metal guitar the coool way.

Maybe you picked the wrong guitar.
Try another one. And then start playing the metal
guitar the cooool way.

No. Don't play like a hippie.
Please latsch on the distortion pedal.

No. I told you to play the guitar the cooool way.
Try the Guitar Player Ego Booster!

That was playing the metal guitar the coool way!

Now you are ready to play on technical
Death p____ Metal Band.
For grindcore you need more eggs. Ehh b____.
So please play not the metal guitar, but the
grind f___ing core s___ f___ing blast guitar!

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