Adam Sandler Ode To My Car Lyrics

Here we go

Piece of s___ car
I got a piece of s___ car
That f___in' pile of s___
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of s___
Cause the shocks are f___ing shot
And my seatbelt's f___ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of s___)

I can't see through the windshield
Cause it's got a big f___ing crack
And the interior smells real bad
Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of s___)

(Piece of s___ car)
Piece of s___ car
(He's got a piece of s___ car)
It sucks royal d___
(That f___in' pile of s___)
100% c___
(Never gets him very far)
Oh f___ you car

It's got no CD player it only got the 8 track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his a__ too)
And I got no f___in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey watch it a__hole!"
(You f___in' piece of s___)

(Piece of s___ car)
I got piece of s___ car
(He got a piece of s___ car)
Diesel gas sucks my a__
(That f___in' pile of s___)
That pile of metal s___
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f___ me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f___ing stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the b____
(Ouch ouch ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f___ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his a__)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da p____)
Hey shut up
(Piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car

(You got a piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car
(Piece of s___ car)
Bald f___ing tires
(You got a piece of s___ car)
No rearview f___ing mirror
(Piece of s___ car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s___ car)
f___ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s___ car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s___ car)
(Piece of s___ car)
(You got a piece of s___ car)
(Piece of s___ car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of s___ car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of s___ car)
(You got a piece of s___ car)