Wierd Al Yankovich Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Touch That (MC Hammer parody) Lyrics

[Chorus]
eew! Don't Touch That!
[Regular Voice]
oooh! Don't Touch That
you Don't Know Where It's Been
don't Touch Wet Paint
don't Touch That Dial
[Old Man]
a Rotten Egg? Yecch, Don't Touch That!
never Touch Yellow Snow
not Even With A Ten-Foot Pole
[Droopy]
never Touch Food That Glows
or Doctor Demento
yes, Don't Touch That!
[Bullwinkle]
hey, Watch Me Pull
a Rabbit From My Hat
wait, That's Not A Rabbit
oooh! Don't Touch That
[Bill Cosby]
when You Find Lumps In Your Puddin' Pops
don't Touch 'em, They're Not Cool
[?]
don't Stick Your Finger In The Ear
of A Fat Chick At School
[Goofy]
gawrsh, Never Touch Anything
that's Dragged In By The Cat
[Kid Voice]
greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
eeew, Don't Touch That!
[Cheech]
hey Man, Don't Touch My Ol' Lady!
[Swishy Voice]
you Can Lookee, But No Touchee!
[s__y Woman]
oooh! Don't Touch Me There!
[?]
don't Touch Milk If It's Crunchy
[Old Lady]
never Sit On A Wet Seat
[?]
don't Touch It (Like) That Woman In Heat
[French Accent]
aaah, (Speaking French)
Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Touch That
get Away From My Weed Whackers!
don't Touch That!
[Fussy Voice]
never Touch A Tissue
that's Rolled Up In A Ball
[Eddie Murphy]
never Touch The Gummy Gums
of a___nio Hall
[Apu]
welcome To 7-Eleven
don't Touch The Slurpee Machine
[Ernest]
hey, I Wouldn't Touch That Pit Bull
that's Foamin' At The Mouth
know What I Mean?
[Group]
never Touch The Wart
on Aunt Martha's Chin
never Touch What's On You
when You Sneeze In The Wind
ah-Choo!
[Dracula]
good Evening
don't Touch The Blood
from A Vampire Bat
[Hysterical Giggling]
ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
don't Touch That!
[Rapper]
don't Play Catch
with A Scuzzball
don't Pick Bugs
from Your Windshield
don't Touch A Slug
or A Hairball
[Group]
oooh! Don't Touch That
[Reagan]
uh, Well, I Wouldn't Touch It
if I Could Remember What It Was For
[Godfather]
last Guy Who Touched This
he Ain't Around No More
[W C Fields]
ah Yes, You Haven't Had Tequila
until You Get The Worm
[Jewish]
i Don't Think A Worm Is Kosher
it's Schmutz!
don't Touch That
[Group]
eeew, Ee-Eeew, Ee-Eeew, Ee-Eeew!
oooh!
eeew, Ee-Eeew, Ee-Eeew, Ee-Eeew!
yecch!
[Valley Girl]
oh My God That's Cowabunga Dude!
don't Touch That!
[Clint Eastwood]
go Ahead, Make My Day
touch That!
[Pee Wee Herman]
uh Oh! Honk Honk!
don't Touch That, Ha Ha Ha (Crash!)
[Engineer]
okay, We're Ready For Take Ninety-Nine In Here
uh, Don't Touch That b___on Please
[Another Voice]
hic! You Mean This b___on Here?
[Engineer]
yeah, That Big Red b___on...Don't Touch That!
[Voice]
what Happens If, Hic! I Touch This b___on Here?
[Engineer]
no! Not That b___on! Please! Don't Touch That!

(Explosion, Backing Music Slows Down And Stops)