Diesel Boy Diesel Boy - Cooler Than You Lyrics

i'm twenty four, i don't own a tie i don't have a
job and i love to get high my hairline's receding,
i'm getting a gut i love to jerk off and i love to
read s___ i can't beat you up, i can't run a mile
i'm not calvin klein, but i gots my own style i
smoke a pack a day, on a good day its two but with
all my faults i'm still cooler than you i can't
drive a stick, i don't really surf my parents
disowned me cuz i'm a real jerk i don't really
cook and i don't wash my car i can't program the
timer on my vcr i hate doing laundry, can't stand
washing a plate i haven't seen a girl naked since
1988 i know this sounds wrong but believe me its
true with all this against me i'm still cooler
than you now you must realize i don't mean what i
say but lying to myself helps me get through the
day we are the same, we are abbot and lou you are
as i and i are as you