Arnolds Pizza Lyrics

Hello youve reached arnolds pizza shop
im not here now im out killing pepperoni
if you want to reach me or if you want a pizza
i dont care cause im not here
cant you realize that idiot
but if you need a pizza some time during the next few
days i can have it delivered to you or maybe i will
staple it to you
i dont care what you want on it every pizza
comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it
if you dont like it i dont care cause you receive one
anyhow the only difference is maybe the 9mm bullets
will be in gun or maybe they will be on your pizza if you dont f___ around i give you good pizza if you do f___ around i take a pepperoni and punch it to your head so if you want mushroom shut up if you want broccoli what the hell is broccoli anyway shut up with the broccoli if you want something crazy like pine apple ill kill you if you like pepperoni and bullets youve come to the right place if not youre an idiot who deserves to die
so leave a name number serial number ill call you up