Big Fat Road Baby Jingle Lyrics

When Big Fat Baby goes down the road real fast,
Puddles of drool are found where he just passed.
Betcha that Big Fat Baby's bottom is wet,
'Cause he zooms around like a supersonic jet.
Big Fat Baby, you're lookin' pretty strange,
Big Fat Baby, your diaper needs a change!

Father Time is trying to catch that kid,
But the poor old guy goes spinning into a skid.
Big Fat Baby he doesn't have the tiniest clue,
Just zoomin' along and all he can say is 'goo'.
Big Fat Baby, Father Time is after ya,
Big Fat Baby, on Histeria!