Big Fat Baby Girl hobnobs
With classy folks, not just slobs
But Big Fat Baby Boy is hip,
Down the stairs he's gonna trip,
What a pair of blobs!

But they're babies!
Big fat twin baby boy and girl!
Their feeding time is messy,
Look out, they're gonna hurl.

Big Fat Baby Girl likes to dance
There's a fragrance rising from her pants,
But Big Fat Baby Boy is rude
He likes to dress up in the nude
Just like folks from France!

But they're babies!
Big fat twin baby boy and girl!
They scarf alike
They slurp alike
They even barf and burp alike!
They can make you sick,
When babies act so lunatic!

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