Yakko: "When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe..."
Scratchansniff: "Ja!"
Warners: "So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say 'Hello, Nurse!'"
Scratchansniff: "No!"

Yakko: "Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you..."
Scratchansniff: "Ja!"
Warners: "So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying 'AEIOUUUUU!'"
Scratchansniff: "No!"

Yakko: "To use the right utensil's
One of etiquette's demands..."
Scratchansniff: "Uuuuuggghhhh..."
Warners: "So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!"

Dot: "A salad fork!"
Yakko: "A dinner fork!"
Wakko: "A b___er knife!"
Warners: "A water glass!"
Yakko: "A soup spoon!"
Dot: "A dinner knife!"
Wakko: "A fork for eating pickled bass!"
Warners: "An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,
A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!

We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!"

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