Don Rickles/Eric Idle If I Didn't Have You Lyrics

Cornwall: "I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"
Devon: "If you didn't have me?"
Cornwall: "If I didn't have you!"
Devon: "Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?"

Both: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Kayley: "Stop bickering and get your act together."
Devon: "Act? Did someone say act? I can act!

If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!"
Cornwall: "I should be so lucky!"
Devon: "If I didn't have you!"
Cornwall: "Oh, wait! You'd be dead!"

Both: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Devon: "Trapped! Aah! Trapped!"
Cornwall: "Stuck here with you for 500 years!"
Devon: "Oh dear, it's learned to count."
Cornwall: "If you'd got me a good lawyer I would have split 400 years ago."
Devon: "Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!"
Cornwall: "Oh? Where do you usually go?"

Devon: "I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!"
Cornwall: "I'd be one high-flying wizard!"
Devon: "You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!"
Cornwall: "I'm so tired of your nagging!"
Devon: "And I'm so tired of your bragging!"
Cornwall: "Without me you'd have no brain..."
Both: "...with which to think!"

Cornwall: "I'd be rocking with the dinos"
Devon: "If only I had seperate parts"
Cornwall: "Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute"
Devon: "My career would be the arts"
Cornwall: "Cornwall, they would sing"
Devon: "I'd be the star of Camelot"
Cornwall: "'Cause I would be the dragon king"

Both: "I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
If I didn't have you!"

Devon: "This way! Let me lead!"
Cornwall: "No, this way, twinkletoes!"

Both: "Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!"
Devon: "I got you, babe!"
Both: "Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Well, if I didn't,
oh, if I didn't,
have you!"

Cornwall: "Thank you very much!"
Devon: "Thank you very much!"
Cornwall: "Thank you!"
Devon: "Devon has left the building!"
Cornwall: "You've never sung before, have you?"

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