Welcome, and enter the center
Of my Super Mario adventure.
My girl is trapped on the other side of town
So I'm movin' in leaps and bounds.
Folks around my way think I'm strange
But there's a villian to blame.
Even my ma, she thinks I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy!

CHORUS
There ain't
Th-th-there ain't
Th-th-there ain't no place like Super Mario Land (let's go!)

You now have two minutes.

Well I'm back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
And I'm rejuvinated and I'm remixed
I took planes, trains, and automobiles
And for real got ill in Brasil.
I'm the Wizard of Oz when on tour
And got poor in Singapore
And I've eaten sushi in j__an
But there ain't no place like Super Mario Land!

CHORUS

There is now one minute left.

She's my lady, my pride and joy
'Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy,
So I'm climbin' mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Down secret tunnels in dark rooms
Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Folks out there might think that I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy!

CHORUS

Stand by for the final countdown.

Since she's gone, there's no sunshine.
I'll make a wish to my hills; three times
And I'm gatherin' coins like Indiana Jones
So one day we can make a happy home
So I'm duckin', divin', bobbin', and weavin'
But I sure ain't leavin'!
Get with the program, come join the man
'Cause there ain't no place like Super Mario Land!

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