Oh, well imagine: as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says the bride's maid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a w____."

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'd___ door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'd___ door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Oh,Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God' d___ed door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'd___ door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.......

Again...

I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'd___ door?!no"
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'd___ door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality......

Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaïn...

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