Team America World Police Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes Lyrics

See, there's three kinds of people: d___s, p____es, and a__holes. p____es think everyone can get along, and d___s just want to f___ all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a__holes, Chuck. And all the a__holes want us to s___ all over everything! So, p____es may get mad at d___s once in a while, because p____es get f___ed by d___s. But d___s also f___ a__holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f___ the a__holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d___ and your p____ all covered in s___!