I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said where you been so I thought real hard and said
I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard
She said you don't know it boy but you just blew it
I said well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story oh that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

Well I got that deer in the headlight look
She read my face like the cover of a book and said
Don't expect me to believe all that static
Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story (That's my story)
Whoa that's my story (That's my story)
Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know time comes when a wise man knows the best thing
That he can do is just look her up in the eye
And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey me and the boys played cards all night
There wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight
And I know I shoulda called and baby I'm really sorry
But get a cellular phone then you won't have to worry
You know how much I love you and darling I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story (That's my story)
Well that's my story (That's my story)
Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it but
That's my story and man I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing darlin'
Unless you approve it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

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