Comedy Dave Take A Look At My Cheese Lyrics

I like cheese because it's really nice
And it's also eaten by mice
Cheese is made from
Sort of off-milk stuff
Moo! Moo
I really like cheese
It is great on toast with ham

Cheese comes in all different shapes and sizes
And in all sorts of different flavours
You can have hard cheese and soft cheese
Like Edam, Gruyère and Cheddar
Cheese!

Take a look at my cheese
It's just a wedge of cheese
There's nothing left here to remind me
Just a small, hard wedge of cheese
Take a look at my cheese
It is just sitting there
Oh please won't you eat my cheese?

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