Local Porn Star I Failed Lyrics

I try, I try, you're not satisfied,
Please you, appease you, always on the down (in)side.
How the f___ can I always be wrong ,
An why the f___ has it lasted so long?
I can't understand, the way you treat me.
When I lose, you choose, to take my dignity.
Now what am I suppose to say,
When a b____ like you treats me this way?

I tried to buy you happiness, but I failed,
I tried to give you what you wish, but I failed,
I tried to give you want, but I failed,
Your hearts flame I tried to feed, but I failed.

Fit your mold, identity sold, that's not my bag,
You ban my flicks, my p___ pics and my p___ mags.
Keep your cool? The golden rule? Be a gentleman?
I'm out of my seat, I wont retreat like the people of Tiananmen.
I petition, the tradition that we address,
The one that controls ,over our souls as we regress.
In the debate that is at stake you will not prevail,
Cuz when I try for you b____ all I do is fail.

I tried to buy you everything that you could ever want,
I'm breaking myself for all I'm worth and you still act like a c___?
I'm thinking of a love that might be mine and you're still thinking of dollar signs,
Will you except this intertwine, a $100 bottle of wine.
I always thought your mind was on me, but my loot is all you see.
Now that we were so concrete, but now always s___ on me.
I guess I have to leave you b____, unless that you can make a switch,
Or do I have to dig a ditch for you, you f___ing evil witch.
Always fail at what I do, guess there's no pleasing you,
Fronting on my crew, I'm a p___ star baby I thought you knew.
Now get out of my face, I'm tired of talk, Do yourself a favor and talk a walk,
Or get your a__ outlined in chalk, leaving you still like a celery stalk.
Now this is how we do it and we do it just right,
We f___ it up tonight.