Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: Once when I was celebratin',
Brad: I went to bed,
Colin: I had too much to drink,
Ryan: Woke up to an ugly head.

Wayne: She turned over,
Brad: And I saw her face,
Colin: I screamed in surprise,
Ryan: And I sprayed her with mace.

Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Brad: I jumped round and ran away,
Colin: I put on all my clothes.
Ryan: And then I ran from the house,
Wayne: I hit her I do suppose.

Brad: But she chased right after me,
Colin: She got into her car.
Ryan: She didn't get there,
Wayne: She looked like Jamie Farr.

Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: Although she was so ugly,
Ryan: I took her anyway.
Wayne: I used her to scare children away,
Brad: What the hey.

Colin: Boy it really worked good,
Ryan: I remember that day,
Wayne: That I took her to the dog park,
Brad: Then... what the hey!

Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: I tried to forget it,
Wayne: I tried to drink a lot.
Brad: Because she was so ugly,
Colin: She needed a name spot.

Ryan: Then that day would come again,
Wayne: That I'd meet her.
Brad: I was so scared,
Colin: It looked like someone had beat her.

Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!

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