(The Unknown Stuntman)
Well
Im not the kind to kiss and tell
but Ive been seen with Farah.
Ive never been with anything less than a nine
so fine.
Ive been on fire with Sally Fields
gone fast with a girl named Bo
but somehow they just dont end up as mine.

Its a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances.
I die for a livin in the movies and T.V.
but the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leadin ladies
kiss some other guy
while Im bandagin my knees.

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
cause Im the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.

Ive never spent much time in school
but I taught ladies plenty.
Its true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey).
Ive gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch
but when I end up in the hay its only hay (hey, hey).

I might jump an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine
cause Im the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood lookes so fine.

Theyll never make me president
but Ive got the best first ladies.
Some days Ive gotem as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl
but in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building
so Burt Reynolds dont get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talkers kissin my girl
Im just kissin dirt

yes Im the lonely stuntman
that made a lover out for Burt.

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