Weird Al Yankovic Barbie Girl (Gay version) Lyrics

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Hiya Garrots!
Hi Raul!
you wanna go for a ride?
on what?
ON THIS!

Barbie's such a b____! she is just a witch
I really hate her. Why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man, I do all I can!
Just to do him. We just wanna screw him!

She's such a b____ I'm gonna scratch her eyes out!

I have dreams about Ken being inside my den and we hold and we kiss like we're sweethearts
But that Barbie's a s___, with her cute little b___ and I guess Ken likes b___s made of fake parts
And I cry everyday, 'cuz straight up THAT b____ IS IN MY WAY! oohoohoo

Barbie is such a b____! she is just a witch
I really hate her. Why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man, I do all I can!
Just to do him. We wanna screw him!

When see her I will knee her
oo oo oooo
I will punch her and I'll crunch her
oh!! oh yes!!!

Hey Garrots!
what?
Look who's over there!!
Well if it isn't a Barbie without Ken and that stupid california dream van!

Hey Barbie it's us
Come over here look right here

Take that
Little s___
You hooker
You b____
Scratch her eyes out
Let's get the hell out of here

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