Anal Cunt Beating Up Hippies for Their Drugs at a Phish Concert Lyrics

You've got no f___ing money and your girlfriend is ugly
So I stole your drugs (x2)
Your van's a piece of s___ with a Dead sticker on it
So I stole your drugs (x2)

First I stole your nitrous
Then I stole your acid
Then I stole your mushrooms
Then I kicked your a__
Then I stole your pot
Then I stole your beer
Then I stole your tickets
And sold them for crack