Jon Lajoie Everyday Normal Guy pt.2 Lyrics

I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I told you in the first song, I´ll tell you in another.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I dont have a girlfriend, my hand´s my only lover.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
And Michael Keaton was my favourite batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day.
I saw these two fine b____es, they were walking my way.
Yo what you girls doing tonight is what i wanted to say
but suddenly i paniced, my voice started to shake
So i put my head down and I just walked away,
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great.
Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and m_________ing Ace of Base.
Yo what can I say, It´s just a day in my life,
I´m up early in the morning and bed early at night.
To be productive at work I got to be be well rested,
Yeah m_________er you heard what i just said?

I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I don´t like margarine i much prefer the taste of b___er
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
My favourite movies as a kid was superman and ghostbusters.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
And I´m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I´m from a lower middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek.
I have good memories from my childhood b____.
My favourite toy was my f___ing firetruck b____.
I used to play with that m_________er all day long
until i learned about s__ from the Sears catalogue,
and then i played with my m_________er all day long,
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favourite song m_________er I don´t like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie t__anic.
[Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you]
Every time i hear that f___ing s___ a tear comes to my eye,
why the f___ did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I´m not afraid to say I´m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones but It´s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupidface,
She really hurt me, why did she call me stupidface?
Is my face stupid? How´s that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face that´s impossible.
s___ happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it.
Regular everyday normal f___ing bullshit!

I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
When I get into a fight i usually leave on a stretcher.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
When I got nothing to say i usually talk about the weather.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I like the first Back To The Future, but the 2nd one was better.
I´m just a regular everyday normal m_________er!
I like red peppers better than the green ones.

[Uhhuuu, saving up my money to go buy a new diswasher,
mine broke about six months ago, m_________er.]
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday.
Go party like it's your birthday.
I wasn´t invited, but it´s OK.
I´ll just stay at home and play some videogames.